The Nude Farmer
Brain T-Shirt
$30.00
This soft, lightweight tee carries a bold, witty statement for people who like their boundaries clear and their sense of humor dark. The hand-drawn brain graphic and vintage-style lettering read: “Please don’t pick my brain — it’s rude,” a line that hits like a polite boundary and a wink. It settles easily into everyday wear — layered under a jacket for coffee shop conversations, thrown on for a creative workday, or worn around friends who appreciate sarcastic, slightly rebellious humor. The shirt’s relaxed cut and breathable cotton make it a comfortable choice for long days, while the high-contrast print keeps the design striking wash after wash. This is for folks who value mental space, honest talk, and style that speaks in plain language.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, durable silhouette
- Ribbed, elastic crew neck with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certification for comfortable, safe wear
- DTG/DTF-printed graphics—high-contrast, durable print on chest and optional sleeve prints
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Color: Red
Size: S
$30.00

















