The Nude Farmer
Watering T-Shirt
$35.00
A lightweight, everyday tee that speaks quietly to plant lovers with a dry sense of humor. The soft, ring-spun cotton feels gentle against skin while the muted, minimalist text — a short, humorous, playful exchange about ‘watering plants’ — blends into cozy, lived-in outfits. Wear it while tending to your windowsill jungle, curled up with a potting bench and a cup of tea, or out for a casual walk where fellow plant people might nod in recognition. The tone is understated and familiar: calm, a little sardonic, and entirely relatable for anyone who talks to their plants. Subtle neutral colors and clean typography make this shirt easy to layer under cardigans or pair with denim for slow mornings, plant swaps, or relaxed weekend chores.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, durable fit
- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification for comfort and safety
- DTF/DTG printed details with durable sleeve and neck prints; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Color: Sport Grey
Size: XS
$30.00